i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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