Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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