Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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