i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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