go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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