id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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