Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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