Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I understand Curling. That high.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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