When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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