You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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