love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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