Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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