Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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