So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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