At least make sure they are 18
Why
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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