He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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