Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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