we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
