Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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