I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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