I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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