I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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