it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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