are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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