Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Nicole vs. Life
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize