So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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