So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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