I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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