Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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