oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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