Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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