And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
then he tried to convert me to islam
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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