Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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