we have officially lost it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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