Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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