Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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