I don't think brook has ever known best
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
