I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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