Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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