i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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