This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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