I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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