I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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