At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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