He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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