HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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