And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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