I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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