I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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