Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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