Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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