STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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