We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I pour the whiskey from now on
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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