chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober