Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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