Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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