D3 body, D1 cock
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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