She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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