Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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